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Why is this thus? What is the reason for this thusness?Artemus Ward

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When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.Yogi Berra

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If you can't imitate him, don't copy him.Yogi Berra

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It gets late early out there.Yogi Berra

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You've got to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there.Yogi Berra

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Ninety percent of this game is half mental.Yogi Berra

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I really didn't say everything I said.Yogi Berra

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We made too many wrong mistakes.Yogi Berra

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Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.Yogi Berra

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Pair up in threes.Yogi Berra

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The future ain't what it used to be.Yogi Berra

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It's deja vu all over again.Yogi Berra

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We got plenty of money in Washington. What we need is more priority.George W. Bush

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The true strength of America happens when a neighbor loves a neighbor just like they'd like to be loved themselves.George W. Bush

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I don't particularly like it when people put words in my mouth, either, by the way, unless I say it.George W. Bush

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We must all hear the universal call to like your neighbor just like you like to be liked yourself.George W. Bush

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